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A XXXMas Story

Donny wants only one thing for XXXmas, a Nikon D3x Camera, as he tells anyone and everyone that will listen "You need a pro camera to shoot high end porn and make more money than people make shooting amateur porn", but everyone tells him that is out of his budget and the content he is shooting of frightened uncomfortable looking models is not going to pay for such a high end camera and no one really wants to works with him anymore. So Donny goes searching for a way to make enough cheese to afford such a sweet hi end point and shoot camera.

After deciding porn will not pay the bills as well as religion, Donny begins a series of episodic adventures that dangle the object of his desire deliriously close but still out of reach. At one point Donny's tongue is frozen to the vagina of an underage female while his friend the town Sheriff, a SWAT member, shoots the action with a D3.

Finally, Donny finds that owning the Nikon is not as great as having other people that own them point and shoot them at him when he becomes the center of a media firestorm over the scandal of being a pornographer turned preacher that baits underage girls for the purposes of sex with his pal the town Sheriff.

In a voice over at the end, Donny admits that religion made him way better at being sexually deviant and taking advantage of people.

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