Originally Posted by Far-L

Jesus and I love you...

The origin of "DVDA"

At my old loft in downtown LA I hooked up a few of my neighbors willing to rent out their lofts to porn companies for some extra cash. There was a shoot going on in my neighbors and I invited Trey to come check it out. When we walked in, there was Ron Jeremy with three other dudes doing dvda on a girl... but you couldn't even see her inside all that naked, hairy, sweating writhing ball of manflesh.

The smell of ass was strong and repugnant and pretty much scarred Trey for life.

Later, Ron took a bath in my sweet and innocent neighbor's tub. He left so much hair and soap scum in the tub it looked like a wet fur lined bath tub. My neighbor was so freaked out, her tub was clogged with Ron Jeremyness, that she cried and shook uncontrollably, thinking she could never use the bath again.