Originally Posted by PornoPlopedia

I found this message in Zombaio's message center:

Our VP is currently working on a new excuse.
Meanwhile Murphy and his law have been pounding our ass. Therefore we will have to pound yours.
However, if you choose to send us more sales, then we will make sure that you will become a Millionaire by January 1st 2015. If not, we will pay you monoploy money in the afterlife.
Your Zombaio money owed balance will disappear in 10 seconds