Going Off
To keep confusion out of the orders, McD's has only breakfast or regular. However, news reports are they are testing out 24 both.
After getting to sleep at 7 a.m. after a wild night of sex, Miss "Sleeps Until Crack of Noon," decides she wants a sausage biscuit. Looking at the time, I can make McD's with 5 minutes to spare.
So I get out in the bitter cold, drive there and they tell me I'm too late. I said no way, it's 10 till 11. Sorry sir, we cut off breakfast at 10:30.
Surprised I'd didn't go off.
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