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Old 11-06-2014, 12:49 PM  
CurrentlySober
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You need a protege to take over the business after your death.
Yes - You need a child to do things YOUR way... Perhaps one called 'Charlie Bucket'...

Quote:
MrBottomTooth: How did you like the websites, Charlie?

Charlie Bucket: I think their the most wonderful sites in the whole world!

MrBottomTooth: I'm very pleased to hear you say that, because I'm giving them to you.

Grandpa Joe: [sounding shocked] You're giving Charlie the...?

MrBottomTooth: I can't go on forever, and I don't really want to try. So who can I trust to run the websites when I leave and take care of the indian uploaders for me? Not a grown up. A grown up would want to do everything his own way, not mine. So that's why I decided a long time ago that I had to find a child. A very honest, loving child, to whom I could tell all my most precious website making secrets.

Charlie Bucket: So that's why you posted on GFY!

MrBottomTooth: That's right. So the websites are yours, Charlie. You can move in immediately.

Grandpa Joe: And me?

MrBottomTooth: Absolutely.

Charlie Bucket: But what happens to the rest...?

MrBottomTooth: The whole family. I want you to bring them all, and I shall teach them wordpress!

ALL: Cheer!!!!

[Willy Wonka and Charlie hug]
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