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newB · 10-31-2014, 11:37 PM

A woman is at the vets office with her dog, and the vet asks why she has brought the dog in today.
"Every time I am down on my hands and knees, doing yoga, working in the garden, scrubbing the kitchen floor, and such" the woman explains, "Brutus mounts me from behind and humps the hell out of me."
"Oh," said the vet, "so, you want Brutus neutered."
"Hell no," says the woman, "I want you to trim his nails."

10-31-2014, 11:37 PM
newB Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere between reality and total ape-shit bonkers. Posts: 2,870	A woman is at the vets office with her dog, and the vet asks why she has brought the dog in today. "Every time I am down on my hands and knees, doing yoga, working in the garden, scrubbing the kitchen floor, and such" the woman explains, "Brutus mounts me from behind and humps the hell out of me." "Oh," said the vet, "so, you want Brutus neutered." "Hell no," says the woman, "I want you to trim his nails." __________________ The best Adult Affiliate Programs reviewed and indexed by niche and feature. Easily find the sponsors that suit your needs.