saw an ad for shoe shines on CL, I have 5-6 pair of expensive shoes I need shined... ($350-$600 a pair is expensive to me) so I hit the guy up to see if he will come to my location.....
---- would you go a location to shine 5-6 pair of shoes?
***Thank you for your email Sir. I'm close by Hollywood and La Brea. When would you like to come by Sir?
no big deal, I miss read stuff all the time....
----no way I can get down there...why I asked what it would take to get
you to come over
****Oh I'm sorry I misread that. Where are you, Sir?
so I tell the guy....
****That is kind of far. Where would I be setting up? I could come by and do them for $10 each if you have at least 4 pairs.
---- $60 including gas etc...be at my place
****Cool just you? I usually provide the king experience, shine your shoes while you wear them and lick them for a while first so you can enjoy getting your shoes shined like a boss.
wtf right? gotta be a typo.... so just in to be clear
----Sorry no licking
****I see, sorry it's part of how I do it, most guys really like it. Guess this won't work.

