Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Don't do that - it'd be suicide for them to collaborate in any way with you. What to do is prop up a "concerned citizens group" who would "force" you to agree to their terms, and with fire and furious anger rip through the base, evil, godless heathen who make porn, PORN! available to youngsters. You would capitulate, agreeing to shed your lucifer persona and walk in the light and obey their strict statutes. As the unheilig tumbled before their righteous wrath, those who didn't bend their knees, the free tubes, the worst of the lot, the very heels of satan, would bear the brunt of the outraged host.

That's the way to do it.