Originally Posted by Phillipmcd1

Dave Chappelle joke:

"In New York I didn't even call the police. I wanted to, but i couldn't. My crib was too nice. Not that it's too nice, but it's too nice for me. You know how the police are in New York. Soon as I open the door, they'd be like. Ha, he's still here! Open and shut case, Johnson. Apparently this black guy broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywhere. Never seen anything like it."