CIA bribe somebody?

noooooo waaayyyy LOL don't the germans know what a str8 shooter the USA is?
I mean who would suspect a country with like 20.000 "lobbyists" (LOL) in DC alone I mean who in their right mind would accuse the CIA of "lobbying"
the USA would never ever do anything wrong because: bacon...
so remember: never doubt the commander in chief and first lady or air force one...or ground zero...or the father, spirit and holy ghost...
america is a beacon of truth and can not lie
