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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon
Ok, my only other question would be. How do you get internet in this wild kingdom? and you seriously have to walk to another building every time you want something that is being kept cold or frozen? i gotta say, that's pretty weird. i hope the bear isn't waiting for you one of these times. they might get wise to it.
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You can get internet on a ship in the middle of the ocean right? Not so difficult here.
Here is a story you will not believe. I had dinner with a gorgeous educated and classy black woman last night. She is absolutely beautiful and my kid is friends with her kid. She is married to a white dude.
Again thank you for your concern. This is going to be the first GFY cribs that features chicken coops, salmon, coyotes howling/making kills, bear poop, property damage from bears, refrigerators with temperature readings before I turn the power off and again when I wake up in the morning to turn the power back on, freezers, additional refrigerator and ??? Any other verification you need? I don't always turn the power off just when my kid is at my house. My kids sleeps better here is better rested than when at mom's house. Mom lives very close and helped make the mattress. No my kid was never in danger from the wool mattress thank you very much. True story bro. My kid likes to sleep on a firm mattress so we only had to use a little bit inside one of those mattress covers that zips. It took about 10 minutes to make it. The wool is kind of expensive but worth it. We replace it often. Sometimes my kid sleeps with Duke when he as at our house. When my kid as at Mom's house and Duke is staying overnight I cuddle with him. Below is a pic of Duke sleeping on a Barney stuffed animal.
Oh the other building is about 30 feet away and I use it for storage, freezer, parking, keeping dogs, etc etc. It does not have any plumbing but does have power and the interweb because I use it as an office. Because there is no plumbing I PISS IN THE WOODS. IF I have to take a shit I walk 30 feet to my house. I am pleased you are concerned for my safety but I am not afraid of bears. I see them sometimes when I go out to piss. I often piss in the woods. I walk out and pull my dick out and just piss. The bears get to piss in my woods why should I not partake in this pleasurable activity? My neighbor who is the cowgirl lesbian who carries a gun has seen me pissing and she never mentioned it to me. It is very liberating and saves my septic system which tends to get full. There is something magical about peeing outdoors I just cannot explain it. We have bells to warn the bears to scatter. I invite you to pee outdoors this evening.