Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

When I got my old flip phone back in '04 they had a special buy one get one free thing. So I put the other one, unopened, on a shelf and when the flip phone died (the first one) in 2011 I opened the other one and it ran fine until I realized I was using, you know, a fucking flip phone so I got a Samsung Galaxy 5 smart phone. LOL