Originally Posted by Mutt

The Jacob vs Yahweh all night rasslin' match is my favorite part of the Old Testament. Imagine having the Creator of the Universe on the ground in a figure 4, Yahweh grunting and moaning, his stinky Divine sweat all over you. Then Yahweh using his supernatural powers breaks free and he's all ground and pound on your ass but you refuse to tap out no matter what He does. This goes on all night until the Lord declares the fight a draw.

Greatest. Fight. Ever.

The New Testament is what we call today 'fan fiction'.