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Originally Posted by thegreatestporn
How about Mormons? The Book of Mormon should be rife for pickings!
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That one is special to my heart. According to the book of Mormon we all came to Earth as Orbs from the planet Kolob. That's good shit. Scientology good.
I like the part about Joseph Smith a conman/schizo/criminal reading a hat full of stones and finding a sign from god that Jesus actually traveled to North America by way of S. America( They say ancient America, but also believe Salt Lake City is a place Jesus visited). A little mini vacay I guess. Maybe he stopped off at Cabo Wabo and hung out with Sammy Hagar and had a few. That fat fuck seems old enough.
You wanna know what's cool about that religion? It's about women helping other women. You know, sister wives. When they get too old and tired then you start marrying the kids.
It's all about helping the women with their chores and taking care of their man's needs.
Hard to find fault in it. smh
