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Wake the fuck up
WW II joke
The 1st Kamikaze pilot is called in to the General's office, and the
news is broken to him:
General: You have been chosen to be the 1st Kamikaze pilot in the war.
Pilot: Yes Sir!
General: Your job is to pick out our fastest plane.
Pilot: Yes Sir!
General: You will fly plane toward American fleet.
Pilot: Yes Sir!
General: You will take plane to altitude of 30,000 feet.
Pilot: Yes Sir!
General: You will take plane into tailspin toward American battleship,
fly down tubes of American battleship, and blow to bits for
the glory of Japan.
Pilot: Yes Sir!
General: You got any questions?
Pilot: One Question, Sir.
General: Question granted.
Pilot: Are you out of your fucking mind?!!!!!
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