View Single Post
Old 08-19-2014, 02:17 PM  
sarettah
see you later, I'm gone
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 14,072
Quote:
Originally Posted by aka123 View Post
Your sarcasm is quite shitty.

Or if you are for real, you could for starters stop promoting cams in your signature. Other advices are so obvious that they don't need to expressed.
You post what you want to post and I will post what I want to post. Ok?

You have problems with what I post, don't read it. Sheez.

I am trying to give people good solid advice based on like 500 years in this industry.

I promote cams in my sigs because I am just as evil as TooMuch Mack and Mr. Diez. So, promoting cams cannot fuck up my life because it is already fucked beyond belief.

Before I started promoting cams I was a happily married man with a beautiful wife, 3 wonderful children and 2 great dogs.

The very day I put up my first cam site both dogs ran away. I could not find them anywhere until a couple of days ago when I found them behind the local Quicktrip living in the dumpster. Neither one recognized me and both tried to attack me. From what I could tell, Peter, the male now hangs out with a gay German Shepherd named Fritz.

Then about a week into it my youngest daughter came home and told me that she decided that she was a lesbian and was moving in with her girlfriend Butch.

Then I come home the next night and find that my wife has left. She cleared out the house, even took the 96 inch plasma screen with her. She left a note saying that she was going to go live on a commune in Oregon some place called GangBangTrainLand or some such.

Then my son gets busted for trying to sell fake pot to a fake cop, furthermore he gave the real cops shit so they threw him in the pokey with some 900lb gorilla named Mr. Shirley. I don't think I have to go further into that.

Just yesterday, my oldest daughter came home and told me that she couldn't stand it any more and that she was leaving to go live in a Scientology convent and oh by the way she cashed in the trust fund I set up for her 20 years ago and gave it all to the church.

Me personally have been going down the tubes health wise ever since I started promoting cams. First it was just a little skin tumor that had to be scraped off. Then I caught Malaria of the toenail. Malaria is bad enough, but when you get Malaria of the toenail that is absolutely the worst kind of Malaria to get. Survival rate is 0 (yes that is zero, zilch, nada, no fucking hope at all).

So, if you want to go ahead and promote cams then by all means just ignore all the warnings and go ahead and promote them.

Don't come crying to me though when your life is destroyed because I will just laugh (if the malaria doesn't kill me first).

.
__________________
All cookies cleared!

Last edited by sarettah; 08-19-2014 at 02:20 PM..
sarettah is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote