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Old 08-17-2014, 09:37 AM  
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
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You know how when you squat down on a...

Champagne bottle? In order to get the neck of the bottle DEEP inside your ass?

Do you remove the cork first???

I have tried it with the cork, but the little strips of metal, that hold the cork in, aggravates my anus....

However, at least its a safety measure, regarding the cork coming out unexpectedly...

So What about you? Corked or uncorked????
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