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Old 08-16-2014, 10:44 PM  
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Refused to watch the clip, but reminded me of an experience 20 years ago with a GF who had a sick sense of humor.

Arrived home with her waiting in bed. Got to the point where she is on all fours, and I am about to go down on her from behind. What I discovered was an unwashed ass with little chunks of ___________. At that moment l almost lost my dinner, lunch and breakfast. She began to laugh at something I didn't find funny at all.

What is funny about a dirty ass? She proceeds to show me a jar of Nutella and another jar of chunky Peanut Butter that she used to f*** with me.

Till the day I die, I will never forget that moment.
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