07-12-2003, 07:30 AM
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aliasx
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 19,010
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Originally posted by Holly
You're right. What in the hell have I been thinking? I think I'll go swipe some porn pics, paste them up as a background (cause I don't know how to make graphics and I'm too cheap to pay anyone to do it), type up a bunch of stupid text in 24 pt. font about stuff that I don't really have a clue about (but like to pretend I do), slap it together in one of the shittiest looking webpages of all time, and then whore it out at Swoit and expect people to actually pay money for it.
Cause I'm such an sexpert.
Everybody knows that what all the real sex education pros do. Then I'll troll all the porn boards and keep a super close watch on any and all child porn topics, and have people keep me "informed" and "up to date" on all the latest cp happenings. Oh...and I almost forgot the most important part- I'll call myself "Mom" and have everybody to email me at that name so I can give them all my uber 1337 sex pro advice.
As I said before...There is something seriously wrong with you.
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