Originally Posted by TheSquealer

MMA is not a "martial art". Mixed Martial Arts means taking the most effective techniques from multiple disciplines - where trial and error ultimately weeded out almost all traditional martial arts and and left Muay Thai and BJJ. MMA today implies BJJ/Muay Thai but doesn't have to be. There is a reason no one walks into the cage in a gi doing their retarded karate/kung fu/tae kwon do stances and striking from the belt and all the other idiocy they train to do.

If you want to fight me, make it worth my while. I have nothing to gain from putting a deluded old obese man in the hospital.

I also have nothing to gain by and clearly cannot take pride in knowing that i've put an a series of mental images into your wife and childrens head which 20 years of therapy and medication won't erase simply because you are off your meds and love cheeseburgers.

But i do have a lot of free time and am not against it since you seem so sure of yourself and want to keep pushing the issue. I prefer Muay Thai and i'm sure that being the ultimate bad ass that you are, you're not concerned with the style since you "haven't forgotten what you've learned" and "punch like a train" or whatever it is that you seem to think you can do.

And this is your only friendly warning... "if we got in the ring"... you won't be able to even get close to me unless i want you to. I have decades of experience. You won't be able to hit me at all because you aren't well trained. You won't be able to get past the end of my foot, unless I want you close to me. You'll be where i want you, when i want you there. You won't have a choice. You aren't experienced enough, you aren't healthy enough, you aren't quick enough and you're not good enough and you obviously will not have the cardio for it in this lifetime. You won't be able to stop me from doing anything I wish to do to you, when I wish to do it, because its what i train to do with relentless energy and determination, a few hours a day, 5 days a week. I'm busy chasing an amateur world championship belt and you are busy sucking the filling out of donuts through a straw.