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reminds me of Dave Attell's joke.
the best thing to do while getting caught masturbating is to first look surprised, as it will come natural, then yell out "quick! get some help! my hand and dick are fighting!" "Please! my other hand is distracting my balls the way I like it!" "Get some help! A hot towel, a chicken burrito! I'm getting pretty sleepy!"
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