Why is it so uncomfortable when you make eye contact?
I love how they're panicked, thinking you have no idea they were pounding their flounder. Then they try to change the subject and pull something random up on their computer as if that's what they were looking at - not porn, or worse.
I just caught a guy spanking it in his office. I walk in, he closes his trousers and his browsers. Then he says, "Hey, have I shown you this picture yet?", while pointing to his monitor. It's a picture from his family's Disney vacation four years ago. He was so busted.
