(Not mine, but hilarious).
Good news: it's OK just to hate the Jews just because they are Jews!
I've seen a ton of posts lately saying that people hate the Zionists, invariably accompanied by "of course, I have nothing against Jews."
I am writing this to help out these posters and save everyone some time. It's perfectly OK to hate Jews because they are a bunch of cheap, hook nosed, rich Jew Bastards. There is no reason to say that you do not or to pretend that this has anything to do with Israel being in the wrong.
According to Wikipedia, there are 11 ongoing conflicts killing more than 1,000 people per year. By my scientific calculations, I've seen approximately 965,312 more angry posts per death in the Israeli Gaza war than is the average for the other ongoing wars. Certainly this is directly related to the fact that one side in this war is a bunch of smelly, crooked money grubbing Jews.
I am writing to tell all the Jew haters that it's perfectly OK to just tell the world that you hate Jews. Explain how you hate their hook noses and how they have too much money and are greedy little Jew bastards. You don't have to wait every 6 years for an Israeli/Gaza conflict or even a skirmish over settlements.
Stand Tall! Stand Proud!
Come right out and regularly denounce those nasty Jew bastards that the world would luckily be rid of if only Hitler had been slightly more efficient.
Freedom of speech - it's not just for saying nice things. It gives you the right to tell everyone how much you hate a particular group of people. Especially if they are Jews.
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