Originally Posted by ScrollDog

Here in the United States, we have a thing called the 4th of July which requires much celebrating over a long period of time that can generally result in individuals not coming online due to a myriad of things. Things like; drunken stupors, hangovers, obliteration, seeing quadruple, fireworks, girls in bikinis, blowjobs, threesomes, swimming, sun, partying and singing country tunes, playing cornhole and enjoying life.