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Originally posted by JMM
Really???
What is your address? Im going to buy the houses that surround you.
House 1 I will live in. On the front lawn I will have 7 beat up cars on blocks. Every night about 7, I am going to pull out my sanders, saws, etc and just go to town on those cars. No real purpose, just beause I feel like it.
House 2, the house that is closest to the one you live in, I will open up a brothel. $5 per hour is what I will charge. The girls I hire won't be worth $5 per hour so pretty much homeless and junkies will be my customer base.
House 3 will be a clinic for recovering heroin addicts where they will come all day, every day to get their shots. It might get a bit crowded so I hope you won't mind if the waiting room overflow spills out onto your lawn.
House 4 will be a halfway house that will deal with only the most violent offenders who have either served their time and need help readjusting to society or are there as part of some court ordered parole program.
Please post your address and directions. I have my bank on the phone right now and have already been approved for the mortgages. Im anxious to get started.
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All of that shit would violate the rules of the home owners association and most violate local zoning laws. You'd be history in no time. What Gregg is doing can't be considered as a violation of zoning laws since there is no impact on traffic in the neighborhood, which is why such zoning laws exist. What it boils down to is the neighborhood and police trying to tell them what to do in the comfort of their own home.
If there were 20 cars lining the street and they were shooting on the roof or the front yard, I could understand but that isn't the case.