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Originally posted by nike
Fuck it, if he has got enough private land around him, he should be able to do what the fuck he likes.
Tell the neighborhood housing association to fuck themselves.
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Really???
What is your address? Im going to buy the houses that surround you.
House 1 I will live in. On the front lawn I will have 7 beat up cars on blocks. Every night about 7, I am going to pull out my sanders, saws, etc and just go to town on those cars. No real purpose, just beause I feel like it.
House 2, the house that is closest to the one you live in, I will open up a brothel. $5 per hour is what I will charge. The girls I hire won't be worth $5 per hour so pretty much homeless and junkies will be my customer base.
House 3 will be a clinic for recovering heroin addicts where they will come all day, every day to get their shots. It might get a bit crowded so I hope you won't mind if the waiting room overflow spills out onto your lawn.
House 4 will be a halfway house that will deal with only the most violent offenders who have either served their time and need help readjusting to society or are there as part of some court ordered parole program.
Please post your address and directions. I have my bank on the phone right now and have already been approved for the mortgages. Im anxious to get started.