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Fuck Google Glass.
They are a Segway for your face.
I am a pacifist, but when I see someone wearing Google Glass this inner Jock Rage explodes out of me and all I can imagine is uppercutting this nerds into a dumpster.
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
There is a guy in my neighborhood that wears Google Glass. I hate him. I went to a local bar for an early lunch a few Saturdays and he's in there with his girlfriend (who I assumed he made using a 3D printer). They were the only ones in there besides the bartender. I turned around and left almost immediately. Fuck them.
NOW I AM MAD.
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