Originally Posted by kane

LOL!

This reminds me of something I once said to a friend. I was at a barbecue at a friends house. I was talking to a friend of mine and his wife and there were several small kids running around, playing, and having fun. She smiles as the group of kids runs by, looks at me and says, "Doesn't that make you want to have kids?" I replied, "It makes me want to buy condoms."

My buddy nearly had his beer shoot out of his nose as he laughed. She didn't find it as funny.