Originally Posted by Rochard

I wouldn't change a thing about my past.

I look back at everything and it's been a wonderful ride. I left home at a young age, got out on my own, joined the Marines, played the field until I was ready to settle down, went to college, got married, had a kid, made a boatload of cash. I have Playboy on my resume, my wife still puts out on a regular basis, I play basketball every morning, cycle every afternoon, between basketball and biking I look at porn.

It just doesn't get much better than that.