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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff
Take whatever position you want, but some of this shit is GOLD:
"No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level."
"No other "sport" ends in as many scoreless ties as soccer."
"After a soccer game, every player gets a ribbon and a juice box."
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? The prospect of either personal humiliation or major injury is required to count as a sport. Most sports are sublimated warfare. As Lady Thatcher reportedly said after Germany had beaten England in some major soccer game: Don't worry. After all, twice in this century we beat them at their national game.
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it even includes Godwins Law!