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Old 06-24-2014, 03:09 PM  
edgeprod
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Originally Posted by Lichen View Post
No, but bringing a telescope to a park at dusk is a total chick magnet. I set up my 12" Dobsonian and start tracking with the ecliptic, and 20something hotties start approaching me to take a peek through the eyepiece. Before I know it, we're in the back of my van and I'm balls deep in her.

Then we spend the weekend in my apartment and I dress her up in all kinds of underwear I've collected from previous victims and arrange her in sexy poses before dumping her body at the city landfill.
12"?!?! Why can't you see color in the galaxies? Try setting up a camera with a long exposure -- you should be FINE at that size, especially on a dob mount.
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