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Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius
ever spy on naked women with your telescope?
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No, but bringing a telescope to a park at dusk is a total chick magnet. I set up my 12" Dobsonian and start tracking with the ecliptic, and 20something hotties start approaching me to take a peek through the eyepiece. Before I know it, we're in the back of my van and I'm balls deep in her.
Then we spend the weekend in my apartment and I dress her up in all kinds of underwear I've collected from previous victims and arrange her in sexy poses before dumping her body at the city landfill.