Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

We are not threatened by soccer. We are just amused at how little it takes to amuse the rest of the world.

See, we Americans are not butt poor and have things to actually do and accomplish. We're very BUSY. Unlike most of the world apparently who relish the idea of someone kicking a ball around a giant field with little (and sometimes no) scoring. I'm sure this helps pass the time in places like Uruguay and Ghana. LOL

PS: You foriegners couldn't come up with something more clever than 'handegg'? There ya go rest of the world, being uninterestingly literal again.