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Originally Posted by Grapesoda
if someone kidnaped your kids and you had the opportunity to beat the location out them before some event killed them... what would you do? sit by, obey the law and let your kids die? (pls stop with the lame creepy targeted questions to try and belittle me... okay?)
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That is what accidents are for:
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Yes Your Honour that is correct, he tripped on a lawn mover and fell on some garden scissor. I obviously had to stop the intense bleeding from loosing that many fingers and toes, so I decided to use some red hot metal from my forge. Unfortunately he twisted in pain and became gutted by the metal bar causing his kidney to explode from the heat. They say in the movies that you have to stay awake when you suffer traumas, so I made sure he didn't pass out from the pain. I had dropped my phone in the commotion, that is why it took me about an hour to call 911. I sincerely hope that he will recover from his injuries.
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Works every time.