06-17-2014, 11:52 AM
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Wyoming Institute of Technology = WIT (get it, wit)
The President is Matt Stone (South Park).
See where this is going? 
From About WIT:
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After having been commissioned in 1986 by the Reagan Administration to study how the government might infiltrate computers and disable them remotely, WIT researchers developed what some say is the world?s first computer virus in 1987. This ?bug? was so effective that it completely shut down all of North America?s internet service on June 18th, 1987.
In 1989, Monsanto and DuPont commissioned WIT to study agricultural genetics, leading to our invention of the first genetically-modified crops in 1992. Our research was noted as fundamental in the cloning of Dolly the Sheep in 1997, as well as the creation of the world?s first 100% organic artificial nose, which was created for pop-star Michael Jackson in 1999.
In December of 1999, WIT literally saved the world, after our computer science researchers managed to stop the Y2K virus from spreading globally. The Y2K virus would have caused airplanes to fall from the sky, the stock market to crash, cars to stop functioning, cell phones to randomly dial strangers, and more. WIT?s tireless work led to several WIT researchers being awarded a Nobel Peace Prize in 2000, and Presidential Medals of Freedom in both 2000 and 2001.
In 2006, co-founder Matt Stone Sr. passed away, leaving his son, Dr. Matt Stone Jr., to take WIT into the future. Since then, the company has been more profitable than it ever has, while advancing science in more fields, and in more ways, than any other privately-owned think thank in North America.
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Funny shit!  
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