06-17-2014, 10:18 AM
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Apocalypse
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Limbo
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Originally Posted by bxy
The Onion is fake and boldly says so, I think these guys believe what they are shoveling. But as noted, the sponsor of the research, the one who is paying these scientists to find this far fetched crap is Halliburton corporation, an Oil Co.
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Ya, this really sounds like a serious site where they believe what they are shoveling - one of their staff bios:
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Mammy Tornado, Advice Columnist
Mammy Tornado was born and raised in Chelmsford, Massachusetts. Upon graduating, she immediately married her high school sweetheart and started a family. Six years later, her husband left for work one day and never came back. Mammy stayed strong and refused to fall into a deep depression. After all, she was not alone. As a single mother she struggled to raise four children on her own. Throughout the 80?s, she supported her family by providing quality voice overs for adult films. While using food as a prop to provide quality sucking and slurping sounds for her work, she really began to pack on the pounds. Unbeknownst to her, she had turned to food for comfort. With nearly a decade of hard work in the voice over business, she lost her job after swallowing a chicken bone that damaged her vocal chords. As the paychecks disappeared and her children grew older and began to leave the nest, she turned to an old friend to fill the void in her life? Sex. Her appetite for sex and food go hand in hand. In her own words, Mammy explains ?Food makes me horny and sex makes me hungry, it?s a vicious cycle!? Although she is couch bound, Mammy has made it a lifelong mission to spread her girth across the earth. By scouring the internet she is able to continue her search for a hot meal ?and even hotter sex. Please visit Mammy?s website at Tornado Family Values, and LIKE her on Facebook here.
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Anybody who thinks National Report is anything other than a satire site needs to have their head examined.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Report
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National Report (nationalreport.net) is a satirical website.
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