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Okay, so I'm reading GFY, Winamp playing my favourite tunes, cold bottle of Stella Artois within easy reach, when the phone starts ringing.

Click the "pause" button, and answer the phone. It's my wife. Start chatting.

Reach for bottle of Stella. Take a swig. Put bottle down, but accidentally knock mouse with bottle.

Mouse pointer ends up on College Fuckfest banner. "Suck My Dick Bitch!" screams out of the speakers.

"What the hell was that?" demands my wife. Spend next five minutes convincing her that I'm all on my own, and not partaking in some alcohol fuelled orgy.

Tip for the future - ALWAYS press the "mute" button on the PC when answering the phone...