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Old 06-08-2014, 04:20 AM  
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Crazy Canadians, arrest man for masturbating with cucumber

You guys are really getting tough on crime.



A man has appeared in court after he was spotted masturbating in a library whilst holding a cucumber.

Frederick Tennyson Davis was arrested at a Toronto library on Saturday ? after staff recognised him from a similar incident back in April.

?On April 7, he sits down and a (26-year-old woman) sits down next to him and he opens up his laptop,? Constable David Hopkinson told the Toronto Sun.
He then said Davis began masturbating with one hand, while holding the green vegetable in the other.

?He was not using the cucumber [to pleasure himself] as far as I?m aware. It was held in his other hand ? multitasking,? he added.

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