Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Mother's Day coincides with my father's birthday.

For the past few months they've been hinting at wanting the Samsung 3 tablet - so the wife and I went out earlier today and bought them a pair.

Initially we agreed on a budget of $160 (we were only going to buy one). Figurin' my Dad would use his for porn...and my Mom NOT - so we bought two.

So now we're up to over $500 (including taxes).

We hit up the daughter with an offer to let her chip in on the cost - she's agreeable.

Still need $475.

So we're crowd-funding on GFY.

Will accept all PayPal, bitcoin, laying hens and magic beans as donations - and in return my Dad will consider a subscription on your porn sites.