Okay, imma let Porno Dan celebrate his 13th anniversary as a smut merchant, but first I want to let you know that Steely Dan's "Do It Again" is way better than the Kinks song by the same title...
What is more appropriate to celebrate your anniversary with than a band named after a dildo, that also contains your name!
Good luck on 13 more years of entertaining debauchery...
ADG