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Old 04-21-2014, 02:47 AM  
CurrentlySober
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Thanks mate - Sounds like a really cool job offer, however I'm sad to say that I'm somewhat morally conflicted...

You see, I really DO feel for the poor people in India, who either don't have / cant afford / are not aware of proper sanitary facilities etc, and defecate in the street...

However, TBH I'd rather dedicate my time and mentorship abilities, encouraging people right here in the UK to soil themselves for fun, on a regular basis....

While I feel sorry for the poor Indian, squatting down in the street, I feel that the UK businessman / Banker / Doctor etc, who is fully aware of the correct way to defecate, but CHOOSING to perform the act while fully dressed, at work, or in the street, for the undeniable enjoyment and guilty pleasure that it directly brings forth, to be much more sexually arousing to me personally...

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