Marcus Aurelius

Answer each question with a YES, NO, or UNSURE

1)I would like to see more movies about the Holocaust
2)I often feel guilty for being white
3)If the Jews were gone, I would miss them
4)Diversity is our strength
5)I will remember when it's Holocaust Memorial Day
6)This is not our country; we stole it from the Indians.
7)We must not criticize Jews as a group for fear of a Holocaust
8)Six million Jews died in Nazi gas chambers
9)I have never noticed the number of Jews at a Chinese restaurant
10)Holocaust denial should be a crime
11)Most Jews have very pleasing personalities
12)The "Face of hate" is white
13)Israel is our gallant democratic ally in the middle east
14)We need more hate crime laws because of white racists
15)Anti-Semites are not a result of Jewish behavior
16)Jews are brave, and fought gallantly in many wars
17)Jews are no better at acquiring money than I am
18)Jews are as honest as any other ethnic group
19)Criticizing third world immigration would be racist.
20)It would be AOK if my daughter married a Jew and converted
21)Jews are the "people of the book" and deserve special status
22)The Nazis persecuted the Jews for no good reason
23)It's fine that 42% of the professors at Harvard are Jewish
24)Yes, I have no problem with my grandson being mulatto
25)Israel's Jew-only immigration policy is not hypocritical
26)The Palestinians are a bunch of terrorists
27)The first amendment was never to protect hate speech
28)It is a lie to say that Jews are pushy and controlling
29)People don't need to hunt anymore, so guns should be illegal
30)Generally speaking, Jews are psychically attractive

GIVE YOURSELF 1 POINT FOR YES and 1/2 POINT FOR UNSURE

RESULTS:

30:Rabbi
25-29:Jew
20-24: Shabbo Goy
10-19: Typical Sheep
5-9: Jew-wise
1-4: Anti-semite
0: Hitler