"Did you ever hear the one about Superman and Wonder Woman?
Superman's horny as hell and he's flying around Metropolis and he spots Wonder Woman sunbathing on the roof of the Justice League of America. Superman figures that he can swoop down and fuck Wonder Woman without her even realizing it because he's Superman right? He's faster than a speeding bullet. So he swoops down and fucks her and he's gone in a flash! Wonder Woman gets up and says 'what the hell was that?' And the invisible man says, 'I don't know but my ass is killing me.'"
heard it on hollow man