In other news, CNN today announced that they would be changing the name of the network from "CNN" to "The Flight 370 Channel"
When questioned a spokesman for the cable-news network said "We have decided that covering the Flight 370 Mystery for only 23 and a half hours a day just isn't enough to cram down our viewers throats, we need full 24 hour solid coverage of this one story with even more endless speculation and expert opinions in the absence of any hard facts"
Ted Turner could not be reached for comment.
(goodbye Morgan, you douchebag)
