Sorry Ukraine, you are on your own. The US brave military only attacks relatively defenseless countries that don't have a hope in hell of putting up a fight. And even then only when our "boys" back us up.
We are probably going to have to invade Malaysia to look for the missing plane, I think they need "freedom" there, so try to hold shit down while we find these terrorist passengers that hijacked themselves.
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