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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks
He wants us to guess... ok i would say... you were standing behind a horse with your pants down... (not going to judge on that, i'll stay objective... it might have been an attempt to take a piss at the wrong place). The horse kicked you knock out and then rimmed you for an hour or 4 trying to get that carrot out... correct?
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Never! There are ancient verses that warm us about such matters:
"Out of joy the woman's vagina became a nightingale restless and enflamed with lust for the donkey.... Tha woman closed the door and dragged in the donkey; happily, of necessity she tasted the punishment.... The donkey had become well-trained; it pressed into the mistress up to the testicles, the mistress died immediately. Her liver was torn from the injury on the donkey's penis, the instetines torn one from the other."
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