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Even though your English is somewhat lacking, luckily I'm 6 beers in and was actually able to understand it. I think I can help.
I've read somewhere in the GFY Education series a while back that the best way to do what you're trying to do is to start with an open faced sandwich. You have to then turn it upside down and dip your right index finger into the middle of it. It's easier if you spend this time counting how long it takes for an ostrich with two pegged legs to beat the seeds out of a zucchini.
Once you have the answer then light a match. Take a wooden match and strike it. Take care not to burn down your hut, but if you happen to do so, run. Do not stick around and try and save mama goat and the three little elves. Just run.
Then once you've done all of this, you need to take a shower and wash away the filth.
Then and only then will you be able to give your traffic away.
I'll see if I can find that link and post it for you to read.
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