Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

In Holland it would have gone like this:
Cop: Goodafternoon sir, can we help you with something?
Man: Yes i'm trying to get in my car... i lost the keys.
Cop: That's not so smart, please show us the papers of your car so we can help you.
Man: Yeah well the papers are in the car.
Cop: Please show us your id.
Man: Here you are.
Cop: Thank you.
(After checking car-ownership belongs to name on id)
Here is your id sir.... What we can do is..................
.................................................. ....................