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Old 01-25-2014, 01:50 AM  
digitaldivas
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OMG Amy Anderssen

GET A FUCKING AFFILIATE PROGRAM WITH GALLERIES AND SHIT.

How the fuck are any affiliates suppost to grab any content to promote you.
I mean I want to promote you, it's not like I have a goddamn network just
dedicated to promoting big tit chicks.

But nooooooo. I can't even grab one fucking picture off of your tour. Absolutely
retarded. I have to troll fucking twitter to get one goddamn pic of you. Not even
a big one, we are talking 350x440 motherfucking pixels, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that's too much for a surfer to get, eve one picture of your precious fucking content.

I mean do you or your webmaster even have one tiny fucking shred of a clue to even
get a conversion? or to have your site appealing to even promote?!?

Do you know what a conversion is?

DumbdumbDumbdumbDumbdumbDumbdumbDumbdumbDumbdumbDu mbdumb
DumbdumbDumbdumbDumbdumb.

Blaaaaaaaah :/

I have over 8k hits daily that I am just itching to give you, but your webmaster
who is so fucking dumb that he actually pulls off, in 2014, the rare motherfucking
feat of not even having one dumb fucking picture that I can grab for the dumb
sake of promoting your clueless fucking ass. AAAaarghhhhhhh/end rant
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