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Old 01-13-2014, 05:15 PM  
clickhappy
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This might be a fun mental exercise but you all know as well as I do that Chris Christie would never get the presidency anyways

1. No one wants a sweating morbidly obese president. He's difficult to look at and not being able to control his own eating will be talked about and seen as a mental instability and "having issues".
We haven't had an obese president or major world leader in the modern era. The closest was Bill Clinton.

As soon as Christie goes on the national microphone and the mic picks up on his heavy morbidly-obese breathing the public will be grossed out and not vote for him.

2. His family is a little chunky too, that will be seen as poor parenting and poor leadership.

3. He's too "Jersey" and his direct no-BS style works on the east coast, but that shit won't play in Ohio. He throws out nasty soundbites that the press can grab on to to demonize him. And in other parts of the country gonna say "What happened with that bridge?!?"

4. He once told people to take a bat to a 78 year old congresswoman. nice. That will NOT play in the midwest, south, or anywhere really.

5. He's anti Union and perceived as anti women. Good luck with that.

The only way he would win is if he immediately lost 150 pounds and had a mexican woman as his vp, but there are no mexican women republicans. Marco Rubio as his VP would be his only chance of winning that I could see.
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